Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

Or something like that.

Also I can't help but think Star Wars would have been better without the dubbing. Possibly.

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Bay 12 please…

Ripley goes mental, and who can blame her /

she shoots everything inside, destroying the egg chamber /

after wasting all the ammo, which would be handy later /

she escapes with newt, to the nearest elevator /

thanks F. also:

from failblog

my shopping freedoms curtailed: http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/28/tesco-store-bans-gro.html

finally, bored builders develop spider-skills on the tape measure:

Up the RSC corner…

from http://www.warrenellis.com/… where there is also some talk of this eagerly awaited film.

charlie brooker on a t-mobile ad i haven’t seen.

zombie gingerbread house:

http://www.geekdo.com/thread/474706/last-night-on-earth-gingerbread-house

event horizon song:

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/event-horizon-as-an-80s-theme-song

thanks felix for those two. finally, this made me cry with laughter:

http://failblog.org/2010/01/20/mobility-fail/

Overthinking and undercutting

Like giving yourself a haircut, only more so

Nakatomi space

That is all

why can these foolish entities not appreciate the joy of melding?

massive thanks to Felix for some awesome links over crimbo.

Let us begin.

 

“The Things” – an arctic story told from a different perspective. Absolutely freakin awesome. 1MP.

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/ Need i say more?

and finally:

• aliens timeline
• xenopedia