In these troubling financial times

LOLFED!

Thanks, Truth Ninja!

Truth Ninja may disagree with the Official Ninja Webpage.

(I did mention Bob the Angry Flower, didn't I? It amuses me, anyway.)

Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts

"Although Cheney himself has never received any Sept. 11 gifts, with the exception of a pair of silk pajamas from his wife and a second term in office, he insisted that he gets more joy from giving than receiving. According to Cheney, Sept. 11 is a time to reflect and give thanks for all the benefits and blessings 9/11 has given him in the past."

Link to the onion article...

mental fruit

someone called Wolfgang whose job is "seed morphologist" explains some of the crazy strategies used by fruit to spread their seeds, using some awesome electron microscope pictures...