oh wow. this one is much more hardcore!

Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box

I'm prepared to die for [...] Country

I'm Prepared To Give My Life For This Or Any Country

The truth is, there are a lot of countries, each of which is the most noble cause possible to die for. I only regret that I have but one life to lose for but one country.

I would not hesitate to give my life for or against any other noble nation. Come to think of it, I would even die for a neutral third party caught in the crossfire during a heroic peacekeeping effort, just so long as my death would be in some way related to a country of some kind. That's how committed I am to the concept of nationalism.

the onion delivers the goods as usual.  more like this:

I Support The Occupation Of Iraq, But I Don't Support Our Troops

and

Thousands More Dead In Continuing Iraq Victory

and

Suicide Bomber Killed En Route By Car Bomb

for my next birthday I want a

TROGDOR BIRTHDAY CAKE!

 

burninating all the candles...

Oooh, foldy

And other upsetting weaponry