Apocalyptically Stupid

Not Noel Edmunds, virtual American Noel Edmunds complete with non-random number guessing game.

shameless re-post from boinboing but

badass bible verses:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

Infinite Solutions

Tutorials.

This is why we don't trust the Internet, kids.

To arm nuclear weapon

Insert key, rotate right 90 degrees.

To set yield and detonation type, use an allen key.

Inspiring!

Tree man

Tree man

 

at first i thought it was fake. but he's all over the web:Tree man 'who grew roots' may be cured - Telegraph

badass

RIM rolls out new french headwear inspired range...

Thanks Tom for this story:

This just happened, about 15 feet from me.

Senior Executive: What’s the box in my office?

Executive Assistant: It arrived this morning.

SE goes to office to open box, and returns holding a hat.

SE: It’s a hat. Do you know why I’ve been sent a hat?

EA: Ah – good. It’s the black beret you asked for.

SE: Black beret? I don’t remember asking for a black beret.

EA: Before you went to Singapore last week. You asked me to get you a new black beret.

SE: [cracks up laughing] Ah. I think I said “Blackberry”.

EA: [looks sheepish] oh.

Damn Bear

Keeps stealing my ideas.

They called it what?

Look what they called the fifth item down the page. No, really.

Also, I'm never quite sure if it's a good thing I don't remember the eighties. Who knows.

Lego + Aliens

For teh win.

(Cake?)

chess boxing

you heard me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzlR2oUFPG4

credit to godfather john graham for this one.

51% this 49% that

Money vs Problems &c.

Tesla coils playing the Mario theme. I wish I had a shed.

mineral of the day! boost your mineral knowledge!

Dead classy

Epic.

(Is this better? I have no idea. Erm.)

Pancakes in a can.

That is all.

I don't like to play by all of the rules, but I do most of the time just to be safe.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/im_quite_eccentric_within

Boom

Remember what happened at school when the teacher dropped a couple of grams of sodium in water? See what happens when you drop 9 tons in a lake...

And 'taches. Many 'taches.

More robots with guns. A good thing, obviously.