Put your ipod touch to better use…

By strapping it to a US army sniper rifle, and using it as a ballistics calculator:

Oh yes. from Jungle Dave via The Firearm Blog. The makers claim it’s in use on the battlefields in Irag and fanistan.

some historical facts about the garage scene...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_EZ

and just in case it gets edited before you get to read it, here is the overview section at 07/12/08

DJ EZ (pronounced E-Zed) is a DJ from Tottenham, North London specialising in UK garage music. He is referred to as "London's Number One" within the UK garage scene.

His influences have come from up and coming young guns like Bonafide and Matty A. Both lyrical G's from LA & B-Town respectively. Ez learnt to mix through watching Matty A who would mix 3 decks with one hand and a blindfold whilst Bonafide is known for his wild antics with up to 23 decks at a time, mixing in up to 22 tunes at one time. The whole DJ / Mc scene was created by Matty A and Bone man in early 1986, when Matty A was born in LA. He soon joined forces with Bonafide to create the "look at us and you will be 6 feet deep crew" ever since, many wack Dj's / Mc's have been reported missing.

I'm prepared to die for [...] Country

I'm Prepared To Give My Life For This Or Any Country

The truth is, there are a lot of countries, each of which is the most noble cause possible to die for. I only regret that I have but one life to lose for but one country.

I would not hesitate to give my life for or against any other noble nation. Come to think of it, I would even die for a neutral third party caught in the crossfire during a heroic peacekeeping effort, just so long as my death would be in some way related to a country of some kind. That's how committed I am to the concept of nationalism.

the onion delivers the goods as usual.  more like this:

I Support The Occupation Of Iraq, But I Don't Support Our Troops

and

Thousands More Dead In Continuing Iraq Victory

and

Suicide Bomber Killed En Route By Car Bomb

your brief:

to get a picture of a cheating wife whose lover is dangling out of a 3rd (or higher) floor window while being threated with an automatic weapon by her husband.

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